Diamond shaped underarm vents accelerate sweat evaporation rates

No explanation needed. No argument accepted. The Because I Said So T-Shirt is the ultimate dad-level shutdown to any debate. From bedtime to backyard projects, this phrase has settled more stand-offs than a referee on a Sunday. Its the final word, the mic drop, the classic commandment straight from the Dad Playbook.

Our Patriotic Tees are crafted with the following details:

Unisex for a classic fit for men and a relaxed "Boyfriend" fit for women
60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester
Ultra-comfortable and soft for all-day comfort
Tagless, itch-free design
Ribbed Collar that won't lose its shape
Double Needle Stitching for Durability
Machine Wash Cold
Tumble Dry Low
Designed in the USA

Four way stretch technology allows unrestricted motion in all directions